So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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