like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
My feet surprised me
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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