Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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