Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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