well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
The adults are the big ones right?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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