carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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