I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i just google imaged poop.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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