nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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