I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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