Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
A bitchslap is in order.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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