i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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