Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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