i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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