Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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