Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Dignity is for republicans.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I lost the right to judge tonight
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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