You're a womanizer and a bitch.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
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