Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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