He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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