He kissed a someone with a penis
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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