I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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