Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
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