Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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