This girl is more easily done than said...
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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