he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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