Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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