don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
bring money and cleavage
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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