I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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