On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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