You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Randomize
