Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
His nipple licking is glorious
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