You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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