Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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