I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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