I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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