I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
bring money and cleavage
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
