you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
