How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Randomize
