And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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