I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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