Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
