The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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