I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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