i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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