Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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