What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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