Non-Jews are for practice
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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