glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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