I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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