i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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