the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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