But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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