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He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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